Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter
Hilarious Bachelor Party Prank Card That Plays Nonstop Adult Sounds for Hours Until Battery Dies
Inspired by Hollywood's Most Famous Scene Remember the iconic "When Harry Met Sally" restaurant scene? Our NSFW card captures that same energy with endless adult sound loops that play continuously for 3-6 hours straight. It's the perfect blend of nostalgia, humor, and shock value that will have everyone at the bachelor party talking!
Warning: This is not for kids.
How to Use and Setup
Simple 4-Step Activation for Adult Entertainment:
- Sign Your Card - Write your message while the safety tab remains in place (card is safe to handle)
- Place in Envelope then remove tab from spine to arm your hilarious adult surprise
- Present and Enjoy - Give to your recipient and watch the endless NSFW entertainment begin when opened; or wait for the text message or phone call.
Perfect Those occasions
- Bachelor Party Gifts - The ultimate gag gift that delivers hours of hilarious adult entertainment with endless NSFW sound loops
- Adult Birthday Surprises - Perfect for friends with a great sense of humor who appreciate cheeky, boundary-pushing musical greeting cards
- Groom Gifts & Celebrations - Create unforgettable pre-wedding memories with this outrageously funny card that plays for 3-6 hours straight
- Adult Prank Gifts - Ideal for adults who love good-natured pranks and aren't easily embarrassed by playful, mature humor
- Valentines - We have sent many for Valentines day
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30-Day Hassle-Free Returns
Shipped From the US
Complimentary shipping on orders $75+
Endless NSFW Moaning Congrats Card with Glitter
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What makes Coastous products unique?
At Coastous, we are committed to providing only the highest quality products. We carefully curate our collection from independent brands worldwide, ensuring each item meets our rigorous standards for craftsmanship and excellence. Our products are designed to enhance your lifestyle with luxury and sophistication.
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